Soft Serve Pickleball Joke Tee

A short-sleeve cotton tee carrying one joke, printed chest-height. A cartoon gherkin in a sweatband and yellow trainers stands at a net, paddle cocked, glaring straight out at you. Arched above it, in a hand-drawn face: IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A SOFT SERVE — and underneath, the punchline: GO GET ICE CREAM. That is the whole design, and it is identical on all nine colours.

Straight answers

Fabric: cotton, and the maker will not commit further. The spec sheet gives the material as cotton and the construction as knit, then lists the fabric type as "Broadcloth", which is a woven term. Both cannot describe one shirt, and we are not going to invent a blend, a percentage or a GSM to smooth it over. It is a cotton knit tee of unstated weight. What we can weigh: 0.19 kg per shirt, packed.

Order a size up, possibly two. The maker states the fit is smaller than usual, and the chart is Asian sizing, which it says runs one to two sizes below EU, US, UK and AU. Take that seriously before picking your normal size.

The chart gives body length only — no chest measurement exists. Front length, garment flat: S 88 cm, M 90 cm, L 96 cm, XL 100 cm, XXL 104 cm, XXXL 112 cm (34.7", 35.4", 37.8", 39.4", 40.9", 44.1"). Every piece is measured by hand, so allow 1–3 cm either way. Nobody has published a width, so we cannot tell you one.

What we are not claiming

The maker supplies no colourfastness, shrinkage or wash-durability testing, so we make no promise about any of it. Its own listing files the shirt under women while describing it as suitable for women and men — we have not resolved that for you.

Details

Nine colours: black, white, grey, khaki, army green, sky blue, pink, red and yellow. Six sizes, S to XXXL. Crew neck, regular fit, short sleeve. Free shipping.