Tired Raccoon Slogan Tee

A short-sleeve cotton tee with a vintage engraving of a raccoon standing four-square and staring straight out at you, printed in a single teal ink. Arched above it: AWAKE. Underneath, in flat capitals: BUT AT WHAT COST. That is the entire joke and it does not need any help.

Straight answers

• Fabric: cotton, and that is all the maker will commit to. The spec sheet lists the material as cotton and the construction as knit, then lists the fabric type as "Broadcloth", which is a woven term. Those two cannot both be true of the same shirt. We are not going to invent a percentage, a blend or a GSM to paper over it - it is a cotton knit tee, and no one has told us how heavy.
• The sizing runs small, and the maker says so. The spec sheet's own fit field reads "Smaller Than Usual", and the size chart adds that these are Asian sizes, roughly two to three sizes down from US, AU and EU. If you normally take a US Large, read the centimetres before you pick.
• Measurements, flat, from the maker's chart - bust / body length / sleeve / shoulder in cm: S 88 / 62 / 18 / 36 · M 90 / 63 / 18 / 38 · L 96 / 65 / 18 / 41 · XL 100 / 68 / 19 / 42 · XXL 104 / 70 / 19 / 45 · XXXL 112 / 73 / 19 / 48.
• Two numbers on the maker's chart are wrong and we checked every one. Its inch column gives M as 35.0" and XXL as 40.1"; 90cm is 35.4" and 104cm is 40.9". The centimetres above are the ones to trust. The maker also states measurements are taken by hand and can be out by 1-3cm.
• Nine colours, one print - khaki, white, black, army green, grey, pink, red, sky blue and yellow. The teal ink is identical on all nine; on the red and the army green it reads much quieter than it does on the pale shirts, which is what the photographs show.
• Weight: 190g per shirt, as declared by the maker. O-neck collar, regular fit, regular sleeve.
• We cropped the maker's photographs. Every one of them carried another seller's watermark across the top corner. We cut it off rather than publish someone else's mark, which is why the collar sits close to the top edge of the frame.
• Made in Mainland China. The maker's high-concern chemical declaration reads "none".
• Manufacturer numbers, not ours: 107 sold on the source listing. That is their trading record, not reviews of this store.