I Hate Morning People Panda Tee

A loose cotton T-shirt printed across the chest with a cartoon panda flat on its front, eyes shut under a sleep mask, above the line I HATE MORNING PEOPLE — and, in small type underneath, and mornings… and people. The panda is a drawing, not a photograph, and nothing is printed on the back in any of the maker’s pictures.

The maker gives the fabric as 100% cotton and the cut as a loose, oversize short-sleeve tee with a ribbed round neck and stitched cuffs, so it hangs boxy rather than fitted.

Sizes

The maker labels these Asian sizes. Its own flat measurements, in centimetres:

• S — length 67, bust 47, sleeve 20, shoulder 42
• M — length 70, bust 50, sleeve 20, shoulder 44
• L — length 73, bust 53, sleeve 20, shoulder 48
• XL — length 75, bust 56, sleeve 20, shoulder 50
• XXL — length 77, bust 58.5, sleeve 21, shoulder 52
• XXXL — length 79, bust 61, sleeve 21, shoulder 56

Worth knowing before you buy

• Asian sizing runs small against US and EU labels. Go by the centimetre figures above, not by the letter.
• Eight colours are sold: yellow, black, white, green, dark green, grey, dark blue and red. The same panda print is on every one.
• 170 g per shirt, shipped folded in a 20 x 12 x 5 cm pack — the maker’s own figures.
• The maker states no GSM for the jersey. Its care panel asks for a gentle wash and says to hang rather than tumble dry.