Wearable Shark Blanket

A flannel sleeping bag you wear, shaped like a shark. You go in where the fish would rather you didn't, and the rest of the evening happens from inside a predator. Graphite or Pink, five sizes from M to 3XL.

Straight answers

• The maker publishes no measurements. Sizes are lettered M to 3XL with no centimetre chart behind them, so we cannot tell you what any letter means. We would rather say that than invent a size guide.
• Medium weight, not a winter duvet. The fabric runs 201-250 g/m². Indoor sofa-and-bed warmth.
• One piece, no zip described. The maker's packing list is a single sleeping bag and nothing else.