Passed Out Garden Gnome Statue

A garden gnome lying face down where he fell. Hat askew, beard in the dirt, one arm flung out, small tag still tucked into his belt. Put him in a border, a plant pot, or on a shelf indoors and let people work out what happened to him on their own.

• Painted hand-sized figure, moulded lying flat on his front
• Comes in a red, green or blue outfit, or as a random colour in small or large
• The maker rates it for ages 14 and up
• No electronics, no batteries, no lights
• Made in mainland China

Five to choose from:

• Medium Red, Medium Green, Medium Blue - pick the outfit
• Small Random Colour and Large Random Colour - the maker ships whichever colour comes up, so you do not get to choose

The maker's own listing calls the material eco-resin and the figure weatherproof, but its spec sheet gives no material and no weather rating, so we are not repeating either claim. The outdoor photographs are the maker's staging. Treat it as an indoor or sheltered ornament unless you are willing to find out.

The maker does not publish dimensions beyond small, medium and large.