Cartoon Lizard Soap Dish

A resin lizard standing on two feet with its head tipped all the way back, so its wide open mouth becomes a shallow coral-red dish. One white ball eye, a long curved tail counterbalancing the whole thing. Put a bar of soap in its mouth. Or keys, or rings - it does not know the difference.

Straight answers

• The colour name is wrong and we are not quietly fixing it. The maker sells one option called Light Grey. Every image it publishes shows a green lizard with a coral-red mouth, and no grey version is pictured anywhere.
• We cannot confirm the drainage. The maker badges a "water drainage design" and no drain hole appears in a single photograph. Until it is shown, plan for a wet bar of soap.
• The soap in the pictures is not included - it is a reference bar there to show you the scale of the mouth.