Collections – The Weird Store

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Every department the Weird Store has agreed to keep open. Real shelves, real objects, no empty rooms.

Cute Ghost LED Night Light with Dog Figure

49 objects

Questionable Lighting

Lamps that glow, float, project or judge you. For desks, shelves and bedside tables.

Mona Lisa LED Neon Sign

Mona Lisa LED Neon Sign

Evil Bunny Neon Sign

Evil Bunny Neon Sign

TV Painting Night Light Led Cute Child Learning Table Lamp

TV Painting Night Light Led Cute Child Learning Table Lamp

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AI Voice Recorder Pendant

43 objects

Desk Weird

Small distractions for people who are supposed to be working.

Creative Castle Theme 3D Wooden Puzzle

Creative Castle Theme 3D Wooden Puzzle

Treasure Jewelry Store DIY Miniature House Kit

Treasure Jewelry Store DIY Miniature House Kit

DIY Wooden Book Nook Timeworn Tavern Bookend

DIY Wooden Book Nook Timeworn Tavern Bookend

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Yawning Cat Statue Desktop Decor on The Weird Store studio background

103 objects

Home & Decor

Objects for rooms that need a detail nobody can explain.

Dynamic Jellyfish Air Humidifier 250ml

Dynamic Jellyfish Air Humidifier 250ml

Iridescent Weevil Specimen

Iridescent Weevil Specimen

Golden Tortoise Beetle Specimen

Golden Tortoise Beetle Specimen

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Household Ceramic Seasoning Jar Combination Set

46 objects

Kitchen Chaos

Gadgets, trays and food-shaped decisions.

TYESO 355ml Vacuum Insulated Coffee Mug

TYESO 355ml Vacuum Insulated Coffee Mug

Plastic Turtle Drink Coaster

Plastic Turtle Drink Coaster

Smiling Foot Mug

Smiling Foot Mug

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Smiling Star Toothbrush Holder

29 objects

Bathroom Humor

The one room where nobody expects taste.

Automatic Toothpaste Dispenser

Automatic Toothpaste Dispenser

Dark Grey pebble-embossed bath mat on a bathroom floor

Pebble Embossed Flannel Bath Mat

Green resin lizard soap dish on a wooden desk beside houseplants, head tipped back so its open mouth forms a coral-red bowl

Cartoon Lizard Soap Dish

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Magnetic Garden Goose

59 objects

Ducks

Ducks that stopped behaving like ducks.

Fat Goose Miniatures

Fat Goose Miniatures

White Goose Figurine

White Goose Figurine

Porch Goose Costume

Porch Goose Costume

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Sleeved Cozy Blanket

33 objects

Cozy Weird

Soft things with something slightly wrong about them.

Dreamlight 4S Eye Mask Sleep

Dreamlight 4S Eye Mask Sleep

Giant Ape & Lizard Figure Set

Giant Ape & Lizard Figure Set

Crochet-Look Capybara Candle Mold

Crochet-Look Capybara Candle Mold

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LED Shoe Light Charms

40 objects

Wearable Weird

Wear the evidence in public. Charms, socks, headbands, shirts.

A yellow duck keycap keychain and a green frog keycap keychain side by side on a desk beside a laptop

LED Keycap Clicker Animal Keychain

Desk Goose Outfits

Desk Goose Outfits

Cursed Plankton Squeak Charm

Cursed Plankton Squeak Charm

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Skull & Bat Silicone Mould

85 objects

Horror / Halloween

Seasonal in theory. Year-round in practice.

Gargoyle and Sign Set

Gargoyle and Sign Set

Gothic Gargoyle with Lantern

Gothic Gargoyle with Lantern

Solar Bat Gargoyle

Solar Bat Gargoyle

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Mini Wooden Oil Diffuser

49 objects

Incense / Atmosphere

Smoke comes out of places smoke should not come out of.

Ancient Beast Incense Burner

Ancient Beast Incense Burner

Celadon Ceramic Incense Burner

Celadon Ceramic Incense Burner

Brass Whale Incense Burner

Brass Whale Incense Burner

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Skull Knife Holder

20 objects

Deeply Concerning

The far end of the weirdness scale. You were warned.

Big Toe Shoe Charms

Big Toe Shoe Charms

Crochet Anger Vein Hair Clip

Crochet Anger Vein Hair Clip

Ant Toilet Paper Holder

Ant Toilet Paper Holder

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Still undecidedLet the Department choose

No department, no budget, no plan.

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