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We are not going to invent a percentage, a blend or a GSM to paper over it - it is a cotton knit tee, and no one has told us how heavy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe sizing runs small, and the maker says so.\u003c\/strong\u003e The spec sheet's own fit field reads \"Smaller Than Usual\", and the size chart adds that these are Asian sizes, roughly two to three sizes down from US, AU and EU. If you normally take a US Large, read the centimetres before you pick.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMeasurements, flat, from the maker's chart\u003c\/strong\u003e - bust \/ body length \/ sleeve \/ shoulder in cm: \u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e 88 \/ 62 \/ 18 \/ 36 · \u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e 90 \/ 63 \/ 18 \/ 38 · \u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e 96 \/ 65 \/ 18 \/ 41 · \u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e 100 \/ 68 \/ 19 \/ 42 · \u003cstrong\u003eXXL\u003c\/strong\u003e 104 \/ 70 \/ 19 \/ 45 · \u003cstrong\u003eXXXL\u003c\/strong\u003e 112 \/ 73 \/ 19 \/ 48.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTwo numbers on the maker's chart are wrong and we checked every one.\u003c\/strong\u003e Its inch column gives M as 35.0\" and XXL as 40.1\"; 90cm is 35.4\" and 104cm is 40.9\". The centimetres above are the ones to trust. The maker also states measurements are taken by hand and can be out by 1-3cm.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNine colours, one print\u003c\/strong\u003e - khaki, white, black, army green, grey, pink, red, sky blue and yellow. The teal ink is identical on all nine; on the red and the army green it reads much quieter than it does on the pale shirts, which is what the photographs show.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWeight: 190g\u003c\/strong\u003e per shirt, as declared by the maker. O-neck collar, regular fit, regular sleeve.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWe cropped the maker's photographs.\u003c\/strong\u003e Every one of them carried another seller's watermark across the top corner. We cut it off rather than publish someone else's mark, which is why the collar sits close to the top edge of the frame.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMade in Mainland China.\u003c\/strong\u003e The maker's high-concern chemical declaration reads \"none\".\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eManufacturer numbers, not ours:\u003c\/strong\u003e 107 sold on the source listing. 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