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It is a cotton knit tee of unstated weight. What we can weigh: \u003cstrong\u003e0.19 kg\u003c\/strong\u003e per shirt, packed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOrder a size up, possibly two.\u003c\/strong\u003e The maker states the fit is smaller than usual, and the chart is Asian sizing, which it says runs one to two sizes below EU, US, UK and AU. Take that seriously before picking your normal size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe chart gives body length only — no chest measurement exists.\u003c\/strong\u003e Front length, garment flat: S 88 cm, M 90 cm, L 96 cm, XL 100 cm, XXL 104 cm, XXXL 112 cm (34.7\", 35.4\", 37.8\", 39.4\", 40.9\", 44.1\"). Every piece is measured by hand, so allow 1–3 cm either way. Nobody has published a width, so we cannot tell you one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat we are not claiming\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe maker supplies no colourfastness, shrinkage or wash-durability testing, so we make no promise about any of it. Its own listing files the shirt under women while describing it as suitable for women and men — we have not resolved that for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNine colours: black, white, grey, khaki, army green, sky blue, pink, red and yellow. Six sizes, S to XXXL. Crew neck, regular fit, short sleeve. 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