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We are not going to invent a blend, a percentage or a GSM to paper over it — it is a cotton knit tee, and nobody has told us how heavy it is.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe sizing runs small, and the maker says so.\u003c\/strong\u003e Its own fit field reads \"Smaller Than Usual\", and the chart is in Asian sizes, roughly two to three sizes down from US, AU and EU. Read the centimetres before you pick.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMeasurements, flat, from the maker's chart\u003c\/strong\u003e — bust \/ body length \/ sleeve \/ shoulder in cm: \u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e 88 \/ 62 \/ 18 \/ 36 · \u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e 90 \/ 63 \/ 18 \/ 38 · \u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e 96 \/ 65 \/ 18 \/ 41 · \u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e 100 \/ 68 \/ 19 \/ 42 · \u003cstrong\u003eXXL\u003c\/strong\u003e 104 \/ 70 \/ 19 \/ 45 · \u003cstrong\u003eXXXL\u003c\/strong\u003e 112 \/ 73 \/ 19 \/ 48.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTwo numbers on the maker's chart are wrong, and we checked every one.\u003c\/strong\u003e Its inch column gives M as 35.0\" and XXL as 40.1\"; 90cm is 35.4\" and 104cm is 40.9\". The centimetres above are the ones to trust. The maker also states its measurements are taken by hand and can be out by 1-3cm.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWomen's or unisex — the maker says both.\u003c\/strong\u003e The source listing calls it unisex; the spec sheet files it under Women. The cut is a straight regular fit with a plain O-neck and a regular sleeve, and the chart above is the only sizing anyone has published for it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNine colours, one print\u003c\/strong\u003e — black, white, grey, khaki, sky blue, army green, yellow, pink and red. The goose is printed in the same ink on every one; on the black and the army green it reads quieter than it does on the pale shirts, which is what the photographs show.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWeight: 190g\u003c\/strong\u003e per shirt, as declared by the maker. Slight stretch, regular length.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClaims we are not passing on.\u003c\/strong\u003e The maker's own images state the shirt has no side seam, will not deform, and does not fade after a ten-minute hand soak. None of that is evidenced and we have not tested it, so we are not repeating it as fact.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWe cropped the maker's photographs.\u003c\/strong\u003e Every colour shot carried another seller's watermark burned across the bottom of the frame. We cut it off rather than publish someone else's mark, which is why the shots end just below the hem.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMade in Mainland China\u003c\/strong\u003e (Jiangxi). Brand name on the maker's spec sheet: none.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eManufacturer numbers, not ours:\u003c\/strong\u003e 24 sold on the source listing. 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